Casper van Dien

his career is laughable. Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf?

I'm a big fan of his work.

No. He comes from a family of hard core Republicans. He cannot act. He's a Jensen Ackles minus the homophobia.

He has at least 6 children.

He got all Kirk Cameron-god weird after Starship Troopers and his marriage to Catherine van Oxenberg. Shame too, she was cute.

He was last in the news when he revealed that he had been sexually molested by a female babysitting his younger siblings . . . lucky gal.

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He was great in STREISAND TROOPERS

Well, obviously he MUST be GAY!

She looks like a pile of laundry next to him.

A poor man's Chris Carmack.

She looks great, r12. And he pings to high heaven with that flat-ironed bob.

Props to him for keeping his looks. He's still hot

He married a princess. Does that make him a prince consort?

She was gorgeous. Now a bit less so. He's still quite handsome.

wish he was in bed with me right now

[quote]He married a princess. Does that make him a prince consort?

No. Price Consort is a title given to the husband of a queen. Men don't receive their wives' titles by marriage.

[quote]No. Price Consort is a title given to the husband of a queen.

So that would make Neil Patrick Harris a Prince Consort?

Apparently she found out what the $18 was for!

Plus this movie about Casper banging a much older lady may have hit kind of close to home.

And they worked together and everything.

He had a gay kiss in "On the Border," which is an excellent movie.

Fap tastic in Starship Troopers. NPH plays a Nazi--

Did he ever play Joey Buchanan?

If he is a hard-core Republican, I'd love him to know how many I've jerked off looking at and thinking about tongue fucking his luscious ass. Check out "Modern Vampires." Bubble-icious.

He showed dick in Starship Troopers.

He looks a bit like a younger Viggo Mortensen.

Their reality show bombed.

The L.A. Times reported that their Malibu home went on the market (due to the divorce) in mid-April for $2.995 million. It's now in pending, taking backup offers.

If you want to check it out, couple dozen photos here:

I do hope he's got more than two children. That phenomenal DNA needs to be shared. He's like a Heinrich Himmler aryan wetdream.

r34 He has four children, two by his first marriage to Robert Mitchum's granddaughter, and he has always had full custody of both children. He also had two by his marriage to Oxenberg.

I wonder what was wrong with Wife #1 that he had full custody

r36 The oldest kid is back with his biological mother, Carrie. He sure doesn't look like his dad!

[quote] He married a princess.

No, he didn't. His mother-in-law is a princess, but Catherine is not and never was.

His daughter, Grace, by his first marriage is very pretty.

He had a great butt in that posted shower scene --- GREAT butt.

His son was raised in Malibu and is now ok washing dishes for $9/hr????

Daddy must have cut off his allowance.

In his prime, gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous man (if you're into the Aryan type). I remember searching to find the unrated VHS version of a Cinemax-esque soft-core movie he was in (I want to say it was Night Eyes 4), for the gratuitous shots of his ass. Perfection. Would want him to sit on my face all day and night.

Hot guy whose career didn’t leas anywhere because he was casted by his looks to bad movies and night soaps and he cannot act. R37 She was in B&B in late 80s.

Who can possibly forget this?

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